cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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I thought I saw you in The Battleship, but it was only a look-a-like…

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lezdoorsofperception:

"You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven."
-Jimi Hendrix

lezdoorsofperception:

"You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven."
-Jimi Hendrix

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